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About Mitt Chen – Curating Chaos Across Capital, Culture & Comics 🌍📈🙌

Hi, I’m Mitt Chen - I track the most misunderstood corners of global wealth: real estate 🏙️, venture capital 🚀, hedge funds 📊, and the creative chaos of arts, lifestyle & collectibles 🎨💎.
I built this blog to decode the wild world of alternative investments — not with jargon, but with insight, curiosity, and the occasional comic panel.

Yes, I use AI. So does every fund manager, founder, and 14-year-old with a phone.
Don’t like it? Cool. Go invest like it’s 1997 — or back to your cave🔥.

What I Write About 👇

  • How migration & zoning create alpha more than interest rates

  • Where niche operators hide real returns (before the suits arrive)

  • Why luxury, culture, and collectibles are shaping capital flows

  • What family offices, founders, and LPs actually care about — unfiltered

My Edge 🌐

I don’t see markets in silos. I connect the dots between:
📍 Global real estate trends
📍 High-growth tech & private capital
📍 Cultural movements + emerging asset classes
📍 And the stories behind them all — through data, fieldwork, and narrative

When I’m not dissecting a term sheet or zoning map, I’m chasing weird architecture 🏛️, art world rumors 🖼️, and the fine food 🍜 in whatever city I just landed in.

Whether you're an allocator, operator, or just alt-curious — welcome to the capital playground.
Let’s explore what’s next🌀.

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All content published on mittchen.com, including articles, newsletters, comics, and downloads, is produced by Allocaverse LLC. This material is intended for informational and entertainment purposes only. It does not constitute financial, investment, or legal advice. Always do your own due diligence before making any decisions.

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