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  What if Alpha Had a Personality?

It's a mix of sharp capital insights, underground intel and comic-style storytelling into one wild ecosystem. Built for LPs, founders, and anyone a little unhinged about capital.

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 Chaos is Capital. Welcome to the Allocaverse.
Where comics, capital, and culture collide.

 We track the weirdest corners of global assets — and turn it into stories, strategy, and intel you won’t find on Bloomberg.

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🔐 The Vault: Rare Drops for Smart Allocators

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Niche operators: classic cars, castle, art, vineyards, antiques, sunken treasures and other timeless assets Wall Street ignores. 

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THE ALLOCAVERSE

A Comic About Capital, Chaos & Community
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 Inside the Riviera.. Mitt, LP Larry, VC Vi, the DeFi Timber Fund, and tokenized everything. This isn’t just entertainment - it’s economic anthropology in motion.

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I’m Mitt Chen - curator of capital chaos and architect of the Allocaverse, where LP Larry sips vintage doubt 🍷and VC Vi funds founders with caffeine addictions☕From overpriced castles to token Ponzi pitches, I track the strange, shiny, and sometimes stupid corners of alternative investing 🌍🤑🌀

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