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THE VAULT

🔐 The Vault: Rare Drops for Smart Allocators

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Discover how to invest in rare and timeless assets.  From classic cars and castles to art, vineyards, antiques, and even sunken treasures, the kinds of opportunities Wall Street ignores. 

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Join the new wave of investors tired and demanding new cultural investments besides traditional portfolios of stocks and bonds

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I’m Mitt Chen - curator of capital chaos and architect of the Allocaverse, where LP Larry sips vintage doubt 🍷and VC Vi funds founders with caffeine addictions☕From overpriced castles to token Ponzi pitches, I track the strange, shiny, and sometimes stupid corners of alternative investing 🌍🤑🌀

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